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Emotional First Aid

Whether you’re heartbroken, confused, or just tired of explaining “he’s not my boyfriend, but…,” this kit won’t solve your emotional damage — but it will make it look aesthetic.

The Breakup Bible: "How to Fix a Broken Heart" by Guy Winch

Because texting your ex doesn’t count as closure. This therapist-backed, science-rooted book actually walks you through emotional pain like a grown-up.

“Let That Sh*t Go” Guided Journal

A swear-y, therapeutic space to rage-write your way to healing. Dump your feels, manifest your glow-up, and let go like a petty queen.

Affirmators! Cards

Cute, colorful, and no toxic positivity. These cards remind you that you are the prize — even when you're crying into last night’s pizza.

“F*ck Off, I’m Coloring” Adult Coloring Book

Therapy, but make it savage. Color your way through your villain arc with mandalas that say what you’re too polite to post.

Satin Sleep Mask with Gel Insert

For the nights you ugly cry yourself into next week. Cold insert depuffs your regrets, while the satin says “I’m delicate, not destroyed.”

“Attached” by Amir Levine

So you can stop blaming yourself and start blaming your anxious attachment style. A must-read if you’ve ever said, “I know he’s bad for me, but…”

Emotions Wheel Magnet

A tool therapists actually use, this helps you identify WTF you’re actually feeling instead of just saying “whatever” with dead eyes.

Retail Therapy Must-Haves

Because sometimes the only thing between you and an emotional breakdown is a new robe, a $6 sheet mask, and pretending you're in a skincare commercial while sobbing into your matcha.

Barefoot Dreams CozyChic Robe

The robe equivalent of being wrapped in a man's hoodie — except this one won’t ghost you. Ultra-soft, celeb-loved, and worth every “you spent how much?”

Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask

For lips that say, “I cried, but I’m still a catch.” Wake up with a pout softer than your ex’s boundaries.

Slip Pure Silk Pillowcase

If you’re gonna lay in bed all day over him, at least let it be on silk. Great for your hair, skin, and post-ugly cry glow.

“This Smells Like My New Life” Candle

Actual scent: lavender and not being gaslit anymore.

Jade Roller + Gua Sha Set

You’re not spiraling, you’re sculpting. De-puff your face and your feelings while watching true crime and plotting your hot girl rebirth.

Eberjey Gisele Sleep Set

Luxe PJs that whisper “I’m emotionally unavailable, but in a cute way.” Bonus: soft enough to sleep through your next dating mistake.

Fuzzy Cross-Band Slippers

For the emotional support walk from bed to fridge. Comfy, fluffy, and low-key judgmental in the best way.

The Ultimate Sheet Mask Bundle (K-Beauty Edition)

10 masks, 10 chances to believe you’re thriving. Hydrate your face while your love life shrivels.

Watch This When You’re Unwell

Whether you’re crying in the bathtub, rage-cleaning your apartment, or staring at your phone like it’s a Ouija board, these are the comfort watches, revenge binges, and background noise that get you through it.

Rom-Coms Where She Ends Up Alone On Purpose

Because loving yourself is the real plot twist.

Revenge Flicks to Watch in Lipstick & Rage

For when you don’t want healing — just drama and a kill list.

Sad Girl Comfort Classics

For emotional support snacking and dissociating.

Distract Me Until I'm Numb Shows

Zero emotional labor required.

Movies for When You’re Plotting the Glow-Up

You’re not sad, you’re planning your comeback.

Books That’ll Save (or Ruin) You

These books are cheaper than therapy, easier than closure, and sometimes more effective than texting your group chat 46 screenshots. Healing is optional — delusion is forever.

"Why Men Love Bitches" by Sherry Argov

Your Soft Girl Era Is Over
A savage classic that reminds you: being kind ≠ being a doormat. It’s giving boundaries, confidence, and hot girl logic.

"The Power" by Naomi Alderman

The Girls Are Fighting Back
Sci-fi meets feminist rage in a world where women literally shock men with their hands. It’s the revenge fantasy you didn’t know you needed.

"Come As You Are" by Emily Nagoski

For the Girls Who Want Pleasure, Not Permission
Everything you didn’t know about your body, desire, and why Cosmo lied to you. Smart, sexy, and wildly liberating.

"You Are a Badass" by Jen Sincero

Spiritual Pep Talk in Book Form
Part self-help, part manifestation, part slap in the face. Read it when you forget who tf you are.

Going Out Must-Haves

Whether it’s a first date, a fake date, or a revenge date, these are the essentials for leaving your house like the effortlessly chaotic goddess you are. Look hot. Feel safe. Act mysterious.

Fenty Beauty Stunna Lip Paint in 'Uncensored'

Red Lip Energy
The “you’ll never forget me” lip. It doesn’t smudge — even through kissing, cocktails, or disappointment.

Kayali Mini Perfume Set

Smell Like a Complicated Woman
A collection of tiny, sexy scents perfect for dates, bag swaps, and mood swings.

JW Pei Mini Bag

Hot Girl Minimalism
Vegan, viral, and it fits just enough: keys, lipstick, and your fake confidence.

Birdie Personal Safety Alarm

The Cute Safety Thing That Screams
Pull the tab = LOUD. For dates, walks, or when your intuition says “nah.”

Drink Spiking Test Kit

Because You’re Not Paranoid, You’re Prepared
Tiny, discreet, and smart AF. Test your drink before you sip — especially if he gives weird vibes.

Foldable Ballet Flats (for Post-Heel Regret)

The Walk of Empowerment
Slip these into your purse. Leave the club like a legend — not a limp.

Leather Moto Jacket (Faux or Real)

Main Character Armor
A must for chilly nights and chilly hearts. Looks good thrown over literally anything.

“Evil Eye” Necklace or Bracelet

Spiritually Block Him Before You Even Show Up
Protect your energy, your outfit, and your sanity.

Healing, Woo-Woo & Witchy Sh*t

You saged your apartment, read his birth chart, and asked your tarot deck if he was trash (answer: yes). This section is for realignment, reinvention, and revenge… energetically, of course.

Modern Witch Tarot Deck

Read Him to Filth (Literally)
Bold, inclusive, and beginner-friendly. Get answers, call out red flags, and pull a card before every date.

Rose Quartz Crystal Set

Love Yourself First, Babe
The crystal of unconditional love, healing, and remembering you’re the prize. Comes in polished, palm, or point — like your aura, but aesthetic.

Full Moon Ritual Kit

Cleanse the Man Out of Your Aura
Includes candles, sage, and instructions for releasing what no longer serves (aka his memory).

Manifestation Journal

Script Your Hot Girl Future
Write it, feel it, become it. Bonus: journaling keeps you from texting him.

Evil Eye Wall Hanging

Block the Energy, Not Just His Number
Cute and spiritually fortified. Hang it above your bed or wear it on your wrist — let him feel the energetic NO.

Palo Santo Bundle (with Holder)

Bye Vibes, Be Gone
Cleanse your space after every situationship. Smells like peace, safety, and zero red flags.

“I Release What No Longer Serves Me” Intention Candle

Smells Like Closure (and Lavender)
Light it, repeat the mantra, exhale the delusion.

Astrology Cheat Sheet Book

Read His Chart Before He Ghosts
Quick-reference guide to all things astro — because a Scorpio moon explains so much.

Red Flag Recovery Kit

You saw the signs. You ignored the signs. Now you’re ordering healing tools with same-day shipping. It’s not petty — it’s preventive care.

Burn Book Journal

Document the Delusion
Write it all down. Then set intentions. Then maybe light it on fire (or don’t — up to you).

"He was a 10 but...) Mug

Sip Your Story, Spill the Tea
Every sip = one red flag you promise never to ignore again. Makes for a great group chat gift.

Weighted Blanket

A Hug That Won’t Leave You on Read
Soothing, grounding, and 15 pounds of comfort — for when emotional regulation is a reach.

Pillow Spray – Lavender + Eucalyptus

Sweet Dreams. Zero Nightmares.
Calm your nervous system, not your standards. Great for nights when the spiral feels extra spinny.

Laugh It Off

Humor is healing. Petty is powerful. And sometimes the best way to move on is to laugh until you snort Prosecco through your nose. This category is full of savage gifts, sarcastic tools, and the kind of emotional support that comes with a punchline.

“This Candle Smells Like His Apology”

Spoiler: It Doesn’t Exist
A flame-filled lesson in unmet expectations.

“The Little Book of Ick”

Tiny Red Flags. Big Laughs.
From baby talk to cargo shorts, this hilarious read helps you cringe your way out of your feels.

“I’m Over It” Pen Set

For Signing Emotional Divorce Papers
Each pen comes with a different insult: “Still Not Texting Back,” “Boundaries, Babe,” and “Delete His Number.”

“Emergency Breakup Kit” Gag Box

Inside: Nothing. Just Like His Promises.
The perfect prank gift for your bestie (or yourself). Pure savage serotonin.