Hire Your Therapy

Because you don’t need advice. You need a writer who can weaponize your story.

This isn’t consulting. This is creative vengeance.
From ghostwritten scripts that silence your ex to branding so sharp it draws blood, Hire Your Therapy turns your chaos into capital. You bring the plot twist—I’ll make it a bestseller.

Creative Command & Narrative Architecture

You don’t need more noise, you need a blueprint. I take the raw chaos of your concept and forge it into something structurally brilliant, emotionally loaded, and ready for execution. Whether it's a series, book, campaign, or platform, I architect every layer with strategy, soul, and that rarest edge of originality.

Services:

  • Story development (TV, film, web series)

  • Original concept creation

  • Brand-aligned narrative strategy

  • Transmedia storytelling

  • Pitch deck creation and development

Big ideas. Built right. From spark to screen.

Screenwriting, Ghostwriting & Adaptation

Scripts that don’t just get made — they get remembered.

I write the thing everyone thinks they’re looking for but didn’t know existed until now. Whether it’s your life, your idea, your wildest dream or half-baked logline, I write it like it’s my legacy. Every structure, scene, and line engineered to hit hard and haunt the room.

Services:

  • Original screenplays (TV, Film, Digital)

  • Book-to-screen adaptations

  • Ghostwriting (films, pilots, speeches, treatments)

  • Dialogue polishing

  • Full IP development (from title to final line)

The Brand Resurrection Lab

I don’t “refresh” brands. I break the fourth wall, crack open the soul of your story, and rebuild you into a living, breathing force. Especially in entertainment, where most people play safe and boring, I make sure you’re unforgettable and lucrative.

Services:

  • Brand strategy & story

  • Identity positioning for creators and founders

  • Naming, vibe building, copywriting

  • Visual narrative and launch mapping

  • Personal brand growth (especially for entertainment professionals, founders, and disruptors)

If it’s dead, we raise it. If it’s stale, we burn it down and build something timeless.

Creative Consulting for Iconic Projects

If you’re building something big — I see every stone you haven’t turned over yet.

This is where you bring me in when you're not sure what you need — but you know you're meant to create something massive. A new show, a platform, a podcast, a campaign, a content ecosystem. I help visionaries (and sometimes brands pretending to be visionaries) think ten steps ahead and then I help them make it real.

Services:

  • Platform creation (think: “the next ESPN”)

  • Campaign strategy and creative oversight

  • Longform storytelling across channels

  • Cultural positioning

  • Naming, taglines, formats, flow

  • Content calendars, creative IP, and launch sequencing

Book Development & Publishing

I ghostwrite, co-write, developmental edit, and turn your story or expertise into something unputdownable. Whether it’s a book deal, a digital download, or your breakout memoir, I make sure it doesn't just get published, it gets talked about.

Services:

  • Book concepting and story development

  • Developmental editing & structure strategy

  • Full ghostwriting and co-writing

  • Publishing support (indie, hybrid, digital)

  • Marketing integration and brand alignment

Your book should feel like a revolution. Not a retirement plan.

Culture-Driven Content & Social Media Strategy

Go viral without selling your soul.

I specialize in building real momentum with real voice — whether it’s for you, your book, your brand, or your show. I craft content that magnetizes, mobilizes, and multiplies without ever becoming a cringe trend chaser.

Services:

  • Strategic content planning

  • TikTok/Instagram/YouTube campaign creation

  • Brand storytelling for social

  • Engagement psychology

  • Viral video scriptwriting

Bespoke Collabs & White Label Firepower

This section is for outliers — people building something so niche, wild, or important that they need your brain on the inside. You could offer a "by application only" link or "custom collab" consult here.

Need something insane? Pitch it. If I believe in it, I’ll build it.