Hire Your Therapy
Because you don’t need advice. You need a writer who can weaponize your story.
This isn’t consulting. This is creative vengeance.
From ghostwritten scripts that silence your ex to branding so sharp it draws blood, Hire Your Therapy turns your chaos into capital. You bring the plot twist—I’ll make it a bestseller.
Creative Command & Narrative Architecture
You don’t need more noise, you need a blueprint. I take the raw chaos of your concept and forge it into something structurally brilliant, emotionally loaded, and ready for execution. Whether it's a series, book, campaign, or platform, I architect every layer with strategy, soul, and that rarest edge of originality.
Services:
Story development (TV, film, web series)
Original concept creation
Brand-aligned narrative strategy
Transmedia storytelling
Pitch deck creation and development
Big ideas. Built right. From spark to screen.
Screenwriting, Ghostwriting & Adaptation
Scripts that don’t just get made — they get remembered.
I write the thing everyone thinks they’re looking for but didn’t know existed until now. Whether it’s your life, your idea, your wildest dream or half-baked logline, I write it like it’s my legacy. Every structure, scene, and line engineered to hit hard and haunt the room.
Services:
Original screenplays (TV, Film, Digital)
Book-to-screen adaptations
Ghostwriting (films, pilots, speeches, treatments)
Dialogue polishing
Full IP development (from title to final line)
The Brand Resurrection Lab
I don’t “refresh” brands. I break the fourth wall, crack open the soul of your story, and rebuild you into a living, breathing force. Especially in entertainment, where most people play safe and boring, I make sure you’re unforgettable and lucrative.
Services:
Brand strategy & story
Identity positioning for creators and founders
Naming, vibe building, copywriting
Visual narrative and launch mapping
Personal brand growth (especially for entertainment professionals, founders, and disruptors)
If it’s dead, we raise it. If it’s stale, we burn it down and build something timeless.
Creative Consulting for Iconic Projects
If you’re building something big — I see every stone you haven’t turned over yet.
This is where you bring me in when you're not sure what you need — but you know you're meant to create something massive. A new show, a platform, a podcast, a campaign, a content ecosystem. I help visionaries (and sometimes brands pretending to be visionaries) think ten steps ahead and then I help them make it real.
Services:
Platform creation (think: “the next ESPN”)
Campaign strategy and creative oversight
Longform storytelling across channels
Cultural positioning
Naming, taglines, formats, flow
Content calendars, creative IP, and launch sequencing
Book Development & Publishing
I ghostwrite, co-write, developmental edit, and turn your story or expertise into something unputdownable. Whether it’s a book deal, a digital download, or your breakout memoir, I make sure it doesn't just get published, it gets talked about.
Services:
Book concepting and story development
Developmental editing & structure strategy
Full ghostwriting and co-writing
Publishing support (indie, hybrid, digital)
Marketing integration and brand alignment
Your book should feel like a revolution. Not a retirement plan.
Culture-Driven Content & Social Media Strategy
Go viral without selling your soul.
I specialize in building real momentum with real voice — whether it’s for you, your book, your brand, or your show. I craft content that magnetizes, mobilizes, and multiplies without ever becoming a cringe trend chaser.
Services:
Strategic content planning
TikTok/Instagram/YouTube campaign creation
Brand storytelling for social
Engagement psychology
Viral video scriptwriting
Bespoke Collabs & White Label Firepower
This section is for outliers — people building something so niche, wild, or important that they need your brain on the inside. You could offer a "by application only" link or "custom collab" consult here.
Need something insane? Pitch it. If I believe in it, I’ll build it.