Trash Talk: The UnExpert Files

Where Dating Myths Get Demolished—One Hard Truth at a Time.

For Every Woman Who’s Ever Googled “Why Did He Disappear?” at 2AM.

Trash Talk: The UnExpert Files is a straight-shooting, emotionally savage series that answers the dating questions no therapist, no self-help book, and definitely no polished relationship podcast ever says out loud. This is not the place for polite advice or gentle reframing. This is where we finally call modern dating what it is: a psychological obstacle course designed by men who cannot communicate and women who keep giving second chances they should have set on fire.

It is not about fixing him. It is not about decoding whether he “just needs space.” It is about finally understanding what the hell just happened and why your intuition is always three steps ahead of your romantic optimism.

Why he ghosted. Why he breadcrumbed. Why he panicked the second you liked him back. Why the talking stage now feels like a never-ending mind game created by a man who has never once completed a therapy worksheet in his entire life.

Each episode breaks down the emotional chaos with brutal honesty, forensic pattern recognition, and the kind of hard-earned wisdom you only get after crying in a Target parking lot while holding iced coffee you forgot you bought.

This is not advice.
This is exposure therapy.

It is the truth behind the behavior. The pattern behind the excuse. The reality behind the “sorry, I have been busy.” The clarity you needed two years ago when you were still trying to decode a man who communicates in half sentences and strategically timed emojis.

For every woman who has ever screamed “MAKE IT MAKE SENSE,” this is your answer. Delivered with sarcasm, receipts, ruthless accuracy, and a middle finger held high for every trash explanation you have ever been handed. This is where the chaos finally gets decoded.