Hot Mess Merch

Part chaos, part comeback—this is your personality in product form. Petty, playful, and just unhinged enough to heal you.

This isn’t merch—it’s your post-breakdown starter pack.
Hot Mess Merch is a curated collection of savage healing tools for the gloriously unhinged. From breakup bingo and red flag drinking games to chaos couture, petty postcards, flow charts, and candles that burn brighter than your ex’s future—every item is designed to help you laugh, scream, flirt, cry, and thrive your way back to power. Healing has never looked this reckless—or this right.