Hot Mess Merch
Part chaos, part comeback—this is your personality in product form. Petty, playful, and just unhinged enough to heal you.
This isn’t merch—it’s your post-breakdown starter pack.
Hot Mess Merch is a curated collection of savage healing tools for the gloriously unhinged. From breakup bingo and red flag drinking games to chaos couture, petty postcards, flow charts, and candles that burn brighter than your ex’s future—every item is designed to help you laugh, scream, flirt, cry, and thrive your way back to power. Healing has never looked this reckless—or this right.
Dating Survival Gear
For everything straight out of your Dating Survival Bible — guides, checklists, and anything that keeps your love life from spiraling.
101 First Date Questions
Because “what do you do for work” is not chemistry. This deck skips the job interview vibes and gives you 101 bold, funny, and soul-sparking questions that actually make a first date feel like a date.
101 Funny Icebreaker Questions
Because small talk kills the vibe. These 101 funny icebreakers turn awkward silence into laughs, chaos, and stories you’ll actually want to retell.
101 Red Flag Questions
Because “he seems nice” isn’t a background check. These 101 questions are designed to crack the mask, expose the flag, and save you months of wasted energy.
101 Sexy Questions
Because “wyd?” is not foreplay. These 101 flirty, spicy questions turn sparks into chemistry and chemistry into unforgettable nights.
Game Night
Your full deck collection + anything interactive. Funny, flirty, savage — instant energy for dates, parties, or girls’ nights.
Red Flag Bingo
Because spotting trash should be a group sport. Red Flag Bingo turns dating disasters into game night gold — call out the 🚩, laugh with your friends, and never miss the obvious again.
Unhinged Gifts
Pre-packed chaos for maximum value — perfect gifts for girlfriends or yourself
Hot Trash Postcards
hilarious reality checks for every girl who’s cried over a softboy, a ghoster, or a man with insoles. Print them, screenshot them, or mail them anonymously — instant laughs, instant healing, instant vengeance.
