Breakup Therapy
Where the glow-up begins, and the tears get monetized.
This is not your ex’s “closure.”
This is breakup recovery for the emotionally unhinged but spiritually evolving.
From savage PDFs to soul-healing scripts, this page is your post-heartbreak power station. Whether you’re crying in the shower, blocking his number for the third time, or planning your villain era in Canva—this is where you go to feel seen, laugh hard, and rise louder.
The Breakup Survival Kit
The Breakup Band Aid
The Breakup Band Aid:
A Satirical Recovery Guide for the Emotionally Deranged
The Breakup Band Aid is a savage 12-step satire for anyone who’s ever begged the universe for a text back. It’s raw, ridiculous, and exactly what you need to finally get over him (and yourself).
The Breakup Band Aid Workbook
Because healing should come with highlighters, playlists, and petty plans.
The Breakup Band Aid Workbook helps you cry it out, write it out, and plan your comeback with savage clarity. It’s part journal, part revenge plan, and all glow-up.
Printable Petty Postcards
Hot Trash Postcard Set
Savage Stationery for the Chronically Undervalued
The Hot Trash Postcard Set is your hilarious, petty love language for friends who keep dating dumpster fires. Send one every time she texts “but he’s not that bad” — and remind her she deserves a king, not a cockroach.
Healing Candles + Merch
Post-Breakup Playground
Welcome to the savage sandbox of recovery.
This is where we spiral, meme, rant, and glow — all while pretending we didn’t just Google “how to stop crying at work.”
From emotionally unstable memes to mini breakup rants and delusional glow-up challenges, this is your permission slip to fall apart fabulously.
Playlist Links & Scripts
