Red Flag Translator
By Sarah Melland
$4.99
Red Flag Translator: Decoding the Men Who Waste Your Time
He says, “No drama.”
He means, “I bring chaos and call it calm.”
He says, “I’m just focusing on myself.”
He means, “I want attention without responsibility.”
Welcome to the Red Flag Translator — the brutally honest, painfully accurate, and wildly addictive guide every woman needs before opening her dating apps. Packed with savage translations, emotional warfare breakdowns, and hard-earned wisdom from real-life love bombers, gaslighters, coded narcissists, and comeback bros, this book isn’t here to help you fix him — it’s here to help you recognize him and walk away faster.
Written by Your Dating UnExpert, Sarah Melland — the unfiltered voice of reason you didn’t know you needed — this is not a guide to polite dating. It’s a handbook for high-value women who are done wasting time, energy, and lip gloss on emotionally unavailable men with just enough charm to be dangerous.
You’ll laugh. You’ll heal. You’ll never ignore your gut again.
Warning: Once you know what these red flags actually mean, you can’t unsee them.
And that’s the point.
