The Yard Sailors Pitch Deck
$250.00
Three women. One weekend. Too much junk—and even more baggage.
When a broke single mom teams up with her overbearing mother and shopaholic best friend to host the world’s most unhinged yard sale, the goal is simple: avoid foreclosure. But as the sales pile up, so does the chaos—think stolen cash, teenage warfare, shady neighbors, a landscaping dispute turned love triangle, and a parrot with questionable timing.
The Yard Sailors is a whip-smart, emotionally wild comedy about survival, shame, and sisterhood in suburbia. It’s about the crap we collect, the people we tolerate, and the breakdowns we have in the middle of it all. With its high-concept setting and rapid-fire dialogue, this ensemble-driven feature blends outrageous hijinks with real emotional payoffs—and a third-act twist that flips the whole weekend on its head.
Perfect for fans of Bad Moms, Wine Country, and Little Miss Sunshine, this is a character-driven comedy with festival flavor and franchise potential.
Included in this Pitch Deck:
Killer concept and quick pitch hook
Core character trio with major casting heat
Tone and style breakdown (fast, funny, heartfelt)
Key scenes that showcase chaos and heart
Themes: debt, dignity, and what we hide in the garage
Visual tone board: suburban sparkle meets emotional mess
