"You Almost Caught a Case for a 6"™ — Trash Card Postcard Pack

You Almost Caught a Case for a 6™

The Trash Card Postcard Pack — 12 Savage Roasts for the Emotionally Recovered

Got a best friend who keeps falling for emotionally stunted men with podcast microphones and a superiority complex?
Is she crying over yet another Snapback Softboy™ who claimed he was 6’0" but showed up built like a liar with insoles?

Send help.
Send wine.
Send THIS.

This 12-card digital postcard pack is your emergency kit for every girl who:

• Got ghosted by a man who still uses Axe body spray

• Fell for a “deep” guy who quoted The Alchemist and disappeared

• Almost changed her last name for a man who claps when the plane lands

Every card features a savage, hilarious roast of a different trash archetype — the Gaslighter, the Lovebomber, the Ghoster, the Vague “Vibes Only” King — and ends with your signature support line:

P.S. Block him. Then text me. We’re drinking. 💋

These aren’t greeting cards. These are reality checks with glitter.
They’re designed to make her laugh, remind her who the hell she is, and keep her from spinning the block for a man who thought “boundaries” was a TikTok trend.

WHAT YOU GET:

• 12 printable 4x6” postcard PDFs (same bold front, different roast backs)

• Designed for printing OR screenshot-sending

• Instant download. Instant vengeance.

• Emotional support that costs less than a cocktail but hits harder

HOW TO USE:

• Print and gift them as a breakup survival kit

• Slide one under her door when she’s ignoring red flags

• Mail anonymously when her new “situationship” starts saying he’s not ready to define things

• Frame them on your fridge. Because healing is hilarious.

For the girl who:

• Knows she’s a 10 but keeps attracting 4s with delusions

• Needs a reminder that “We’ll see” is not a relationship status

• Has a heart of gold and the dating luck of a cartoon sidekick

This is not just a gift.
This is a love letter from her higher self, ghostwritten by you.