The Dating Roasts
Where Unhinged Profiles Meet Unfiltered Payback.
For Every Woman Who’s Ever Screen-Shotted a Cringe Bio and Sent It to the Group Chat.
What It’s About:
The Dating Roasts is a savage, hysterical series that dives headfirst into the Hall of Shame that is modern dating profiles. It’s unscripted. It’s unhinged. It’s 100% authentic—and unfortunately, 100% true.
Each episode is a rapid-fire takedown of the wildest bios, thirst traps, and red-flag-fueled disasters haunting the apps. But it’s not just about the roast. It’s a mirror. A gut check. And a reminder that if you’ve ever paused mid-swipe to say “WTF is this?”—you are far from alone.
This isn’t a dating strategy.
It’s your revenge arc.
Come for the chaos. Stay for the catharsis.
This series is for every woman who’s ever swiped in disbelief—and lived to screenshot it.
Skip and the Crotch-Shot Chronicles
Don't be like Skip. Skip is a dip with a lil pip.
The Scribble
He’s naked. He’s confident. He’s armed with a marker and a dream.
Gray Sweatpants
If you’re gonna lead with your crotch, at least make it believable.
The Honest Go-Getter
He’s honest, high, and horny. That’s it. That’s the profile.
The Tourist with a Creative Pitch
A smooth-talking man who downloaded the app to, in his words... get laid.
The Swapper
Shane is “happily married,” but somehow still on dating apps...
