The Dating Roasts

For Every Woman Who’s Ever Screen-Shotted a Cringe Bio and Sent It to the Group Chat.

What It’s About:
The Dating Roasts is a savage, hysterical series that dives headfirst into the Hall of Shame that is modern dating profiles. It’s unscripted. It’s unhinged. It’s 100% authentic—and unfortunately, 100% true.

Each episode is a rapid-fire takedown of the wildest bios, thirst traps, and red-flag-fueled disasters haunting the apps. But it’s not just about the roast. It’s a mirror. A gut check. And a reminder that if you’ve ever paused mid-swipe to say “WTF is this?”—you are far from alone.

This isn’t a dating strategy.
It’s your revenge arc.

Come for the chaos. Stay for the catharsis.
This series is for every woman who’s ever swiped in disbelief—and lived to screenshot it.

Skip and the Crotch-Shot Chronicles

Don't be like Skip. Skip is a dip with a lil pip.

The Scribble

He’s naked. He’s confident. He’s armed with a marker and a dream.

Gray Sweatpants

If you’re gonna lead with your crotch, at least make it believable.

The Honest Go-Getter

He’s honest, high, and horny. That’s it. That’s the profile.

The Tourist with a Creative Pitch

A smooth-talking man who downloaded the app to, in his words... get laid.

The Swapper

Shane is “happily married,” but somehow still on dating apps...

The Matchstick King with a Downfall

Elite. 10/10. Almost had us swooning.

Road to Nowhere

Full-blown kink manifesto tucked inside a profile that also features dad jokes.

Snapchat Violator

The man, the myth, the Snapchat thigh enthusiast.

Ruined by an Emoji

Anyone looking for fun with an 8”...

The Theory of No Name

This isn’t a dating profile. This is a stock image with commitment issues.

Russian Roulette

Todd’s entire profile is one sentence is well, honest?

The Mental Health Expert

Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse..

Sympathy Card Played

Today’s profile starts tragic... and takes a hard left.

The Zaddy Files

This man had one job: write a dating profile.

I Swiped Right & Regret Nothing

Today, something unprecedented happened.

Just a Dude and a Shower

I’d love to sit here and pretend I have standards.

What's in My Hinge Like Box?

Where we open the gates of hell.

I Matched His Low Effort

Not emotionally. Not intellectually. Biologically.

Which One are You?

You already know what this is — it’s the classic group photo profile.

The Powerlifting DOM

Likes to be a bad boy, but might be trying just a little too hard.