TrashTV+

The Streaming Service for the Emotionally Unstable

TrashTV+ is the official streaming vault for women on the brink — of laughter, chaos, healing, or homicide — depending on the day. This is where your dating trauma becomes entertainment. Where the swipes you regretted and the texts you never should’ve sent are turned into savage case studies, viral memes, and unfiltered digital therapy. From Red Flag Diaries, an unhinged memoir dissecting modern romance one swipe at a time, to Pattern Interrupted, a true crime series that rips apart corrupt narratives with forensic rage, every show on TrashTV+ is designed to make you feel seen, heard, and slightly less insane. You’ll also find Things I Shouldn’t Have Had to Learn the Hard Way, a brutal survival guide built from emotional wreckage, alongside Men, Decoded, which dives deep into why he said he’s “not ready for anything serious” but is somehow in a relationship two weeks later. Then there’s The Dating App Roasts, a full-blown takedown of bios, patterns, and profile audacity, and The UnExpert Advice Series, a rolling thunderstorm of real talk blogs on topics like why men ghost, why they’re so low effort, and how to respond when they text “wyd” after ignoring you for three days. This isn’t just content. It’s revenge. It’s therapy. It’s truth-telling wrapped in wine-soaked sarcasm and a little lipstick-stained delusion. Welcome to TrashTV+. Healing looks different here.

The Red Flag Diaries: An Unhinged Memoir

Ever wondered which dating app has the least red flags?

Well, we did a full-blown savage case study — and now we’ve got answers, data, chaos, and receipts.

Red Flag Diaries is part memoir, part forensic swiping experiment, and part emotional support series for women everywhere who are just trying to find one man who isn’t emotionally bankrupt, legally sketchy, or spiritually allergic to communication. Spoiler: it’s not going well.

In this unhinged dating docu-satire, Sarah Melland turns her real-life dating disasters into a full-scale Red Flag Bingo™ field operation — swiping through Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, and Facebook Dating in search of truth, delusion, and the lowest-effort male behavior known to womankind. What started as a breakdown became a binge-worthy research project. What was once pain is now pattern recognition. And yes, there’s a bingo card involved.

Laugh. Rage. Swipe. Repeat.
This isn’t just about dating — it’s about surviving it without losing your damn mind.

Men Decoded

Ever found yourself decoding a man's vague text like it’s the Zodiac cipher?

He says “let’s just see where this goes” — and now you’re spiraling through three months of emotional limbo, screenshotting texts, and asking your group chat if “wyd” is a cry for help or just a booty call.

Welcome to Men Decoded — the savage psychological takedown of male communication.
This series isn’t here to explain men. It’s here to expose them. Every line they drop, every excuse they rehearse, every soft-launch red flag masked as emotional depth — translated, dissected, and dragged with surgical precision. From “I’m emotionally unavailable” (translation: I will ruin your peace) to “my ex was crazy” (translation: she posted the receipts), Men Decoded is your ultimate guide to navigating modern male manipulation without losing your standards — or your sanity.

Sarah Melland delivers unfiltered commentary, clinical-level clarity, and savage one-liners for every trash phrase you’ve ever heard from a man who still lives with his mom. It’s not therapy. It’s not advice. It’s emotional damage control, with punchlines.

You’re not overthinking.
He really did say that.
And now, thanks to this series — you’ll never hear it the same way again.

Things I Shouldn't Have to Learn the Hard Way

You’re not broken. You were just never told the truth.

You know what sucks? Realizing the biggest lessons in life don’t come from self-help books — they come from breakdowns. From ghostings. From burnout. From loving people who couldn’t even meet you halfway. This isn’t a guide. It’s a graveyard of everything Sarah Melland had to learn by living through it. The things no one warned her about. The things we’ve all had to swallow in silence.

This series is part memoir, part spoken-word diary, part emotional gut-punch — unpacking what it means to wake up in a world that gaslights your intuition, romanticizes red flags, and expects you to thank it for the trauma. From realizing love-bombing isn’t love, to accepting that silence is a choice, to finally understanding that rest isn’t weakness — every episode is a brutal truth wrapped in poetic fire.

No sugar. No fluff. Just the stuff you learned too late, said out loud for the first time.

Because healing doesn’t start when things get better. It starts when you stop pretending you’re fine.

Pattern Interrupted

The glitch in the story is the story.

Pattern Interrupted is a digital dissection of the stories they tried to bury—where AI-powered pattern recognition meets savage truth-telling. From the Karen Read cover-up to the velvet chokehold of the Cassie lawsuit to the eerie silence surrounding Diddy’s raids, this isn’t just true crime—it’s a full-blown system override.

Hosted by Sarah Melland with glitch-cut commentary and AI voiceovers, each episode peels back the narrative manipulations, media scrubs, and elite-level damage control designed to erase public memory.

It’s not a coincidence.
It’s not just a scandal.
It’s a pattern.

And baby, it just got interrupted.

The Dating Roasts

These men put it in their bios. We just put it on blast.

The Dating Roasts

Welcome to the hall of shame. This is where male mediocrity goes to get dragged — one delusional dating profile at a time. In this unscripted, unfiltered rant series, Sarah Melland dissects the wildest, weirdest, and downright repulsive bios from men who thought “6ft if it matters” was a personality trait. Unfiltered. Unscripted. Unfortunately, real.

It’s raw. It’s real. It’s disturbingly familiar.
Because you’ve seen these profiles.
You’ve matched with these men.
And now, we’re roasting them into oblivion — so you never have to suffer in silence again.

From fish pics to “just ask” bios, podcast bros to freshly divorced chaos kings, The Dating Roast is your emotional support binge for when the apps break your soul but you can’t look away.

It’s not just comedy.
It’s a cautionary tale.

Trash Talk: The UnExpert Files

You had questions. He had red flags. So we made a show.

You’re not crazy. You’re just dating men.

In Trash Talk: The UnExpert Files, Sarah Melland unpacks the top questions every woman has asked at 2AM with mascara on her pillow. Why did he ghost? Why was the effort so good in week one, then vanish like your dignity on a Sunday morning? What does it really mean when he says “I’m not ready for anything serious right now”?

This isn’t therapy.
This isn’t cute advice.
This is pattern recognition with zero sugar-coating.

Pulled straight from the most shared blogs, viral DMs, and real-life heartbreaks, each episode breaks it all down in plain, unapologetic truth. The stuff your friends are too nice to say — and your therapist doesn’t have the audacity to.

Because sometimes, the answer is simple.
It just hurts like hell.