The UnExpert Edit
Because Sometimes the Best Revenge Starts with Add to Cart
The UnExpert Edit is your emotional comeback store—a curated arsenal of books, scripts, games, downloads, and high-voltage tools for women rebuilding their lives with zero fluff and maximum audacity. Whether you're reeling from a breakup, spiraling from a “wyd” text, or rage-scrolling Amazon after being duped by yet another influencer collagen scam, this is where the healing gets monetized.
You’ll find:
Savage Scripts from unproduced screenplays to voice-memo memoirs that read like revenge plots.
Breakup Therapy bundles that don’t ask you to “forgive,” but instead give you playlists, worksheets, and power moves to shift the damn narrative.
Hot Mess Merch, a chaotic collection of games, savage downloads and unhinged printables. From Red Flag Bingo to flow charts for the deranged, it’s everything you didn’t know you needed for healing, laughing, and glowing like the main character of your downfall and comeback.
Paperback Payback, your personal book vault of savage scriptures and emotional CPR.
Amazon Your Therapy – Our handpicked collection of books, movies, products, and late-night essentials designed to make dating, healing, and surviving modern relationships just a little more manageable. These are the recs that actually help—no more influencer lies, just things that deserve the cart.
Etsy Your Therapy – The official shop for UnExpert-designed chaos—featuring savage apparel, breakup-core accessories, and dangerously honest merch made by the UnExpert herself, and packed with enough attitude to get you through your next spiral in style.
Hire Me services, from ghostwriting and script doctoring to branding the empire you’re now ready to build.
UnExpert Academy, a growing vault of DIY courses, toolkits, and survival masterclasses for women building something out of the wreckage — careers, brands, or brand new lives.
And Viral Product Rehab, where your healing meets savage product reviews, so you stop wasting time, money, and delusions.
This isn’t self-help. This is high-functioning heartbreak therapy with shopping carts and vengeance.
Click in. Print out. Cash up.
This is The UnExpert Edit. Healing just got dangerous.
Paperback Payback
Books for Revenge, Reinvention & Rise‑The‑Fuck‑Up
Looking for books that make you laugh, rage, rethink your life, or just get through the day? Paperback Payback isn’t just a bookshelf—it’s your curated arsenal for emotional warfare, self-rescue, and unapologetic glow‑ups. These pages cut through the influencer noise, bust every red flag, and hold you by the shoulders until you remember the bad bitch you are.
Inside this collection, you’ll find:
Breakup Bibles full of real-talk and retribution
Dating war manuals to decode texts, decode men, and decode your own patterns
Memoirs & voice-memo justice pieces for when you need to see yourself in someone else’s comeback
Mindset detonators & self-esteem blow‑ups to stop you from settling again
Strategy guides for building your next empire, career, or creative hustle
Whether you’re mid-meltdown, hedging on a breakup, or already raising hell with your glow-up, every title was chosen to help you:
Feel seen — Not alone, not insane
Get clear — Less blame, more badass action
Own your comeback — Like the queen you already are
WHAT YOU’RE GETTING
Picture it: coloring inside the lines is out. These books throw out the rulebook and invite you to rewrite your story. From rage-fueled laughs to epiphanies that break the cycle, these aren’t self-help—they're self-revenge in paperback form. Some will have you throwing your phone, others making a hard pivot, and a few still make you ugly-cry—but always into the build-back-better er
Plot Twists
Savage Scripts. Masterfully Unhinged. For Sale or For Blood.
These aren’t your average scripts. These are raw, cinematic, and emotionally feral screenplays for studios, producers, or creatives who want to break formulas and burn down safe storytelling. Written by a woman who’s been ghosted, gaslit, fired, resurrected, and somehow still found a plot twist worth selling.
Inside you’ll find heartbreak revenge comedies, high-concept true crime thrillers, inspirational sports biographies, spiritual journeys, and dark comedies about love, power, and psychological warfare. Every script is built with ruthless structure, undeniable voice, and the kind of quotable one-liners that make people gasp or clap in dark theaters. These stories don’t beg for attention—they demand it.
These scripts are available for purchase, licensing, or production, but they also serve as a sample of what I can do for you. If you're a producer, creative, or brand in need of a ghostwriter, script doctor, or story consultant, this is your proof of concept. You want raw? Poetic? Funny? Devastating? I write scripts that people feel—and I can do the same for your next wild idea.
Whether you're here to option a story or hire the pen behind it, Plot Twists is where the chaos begins.
Breakup Therapy
The Emotional First Aid Kit for the Woman Who Finally Blocked Him
This is your post-breakup power-up station—stocked with emotional survival kits, healing tools, and just the right amount of pettiness to carry you through the spiral. Whether you’re crying, plotting, blocking, or suddenly cleaning your whole apartment at 2 a.m., Breakup Therapy has what you need to feel something again—and then rise like a bitch reborn.
Inside, you’ll find:
Breakup survival kits packed with real tools, not vague affirmations
My breakup books, written from the floor and now here to help you off it
Printable petty cards for when “closure” isn’t satisfying enough
Healing candles and merch, because ritualizing rage is a vibe
The Post-Breakup Playground: playlists, rage scripts, power-up rituals, glow-up challenges and maybe a shrine if that’s where you’re at
It’s not about getting over him. It’s about getting back to you—louder, hotter, and emotionally weaponized.
Amazon Your Therapy
The Only Amazon List That’s Emotionally Accurate
Welcome to your curated chaos cart. Amazon Your Therapy is the emotionally unstable shopping aisle you wish existed—packed with retail therapy essentials, breakup survival tools, and spiritual woo-woo that might actually work. Every product is handpicked to help you get through the day, the night, the relapse, or the glow-up.
This isn’t a list. It’s a lifeline.
Broken into categories by vibe, phase, or crisis level—so whether you're about to spiral, reinvent yourself, or just need something to scream into—you’ll find it here.
Categories:
Emotional First Aid: The basics: heating pads, emergency snacks, eye masks, and everything you reach for mid-breakdown.
Retail Therapy Must-Haves: Impulse buys with zero shame. Think comfort, chaos, and a little glamour to carry you through the spiral.
Watch This When You’re Unwell: The shows and movies that hold you together when your group chat isn’t answering.
Books That’ll Save or Ruin You: Some heal. Some hurt. All of them remind you you're not alone.
Going Out Must-Haves: Fake confidence in product form. Statement pieces, recovery patches, and just enough drama to make them wish they’d treated you better.
Healing Woo-Woo & Witchy Shit: Crystals, candles, ritual kits. Is it magic? Maybe. Does it help? Absolutely.
Red Flag Recovery Kit: For when you realize he was the villain. Petty tools, detox gear, and ritual products to seal the portal.
Laugh It Off: The comic relief aisle. Petty gifts, savage distractions, and items that’ll make your ex wonder if you’re okay. (You’re better.)
Etsy Your Therapy
Hire Your Therapy
Viral Product Rehab
UnExpert Academy
Hot Mess Merch
